Wednesday, March 28, 2007

"Can I have an extra grande double mocha cappucino, hold the coffee, add extra foam, whipped cream on the side and slap me upside my head?"

Finally, after being inundated with hockey and work and parties, I get a chance to update this thing.
The other day I was at my favorite coffee establishment - the only reason I'm there is because of the promotion they run as I had sworn off purchasing coffee this year - when I got stuck behind some girl who couldn't decide what to order. You know the type - designer sunglasses, designer dog, too skinny to hold onto, SUV driving, stuck up, daddy's little girl type - when she was holding up the line debating what to get. I mean how hard is it to order coffee? That's why I rarely, and reluctantly if I do, purchase my coffee from the pretentious Seattle-based coffee pusher. I mean they started this stupidity in the first place.
I just want my coffee.

2 comments:

Lady Canyonero said...

in defense of the coffee pusher...i do love my gande extra hot latte..in fact...maybe i'll treat myself to one before work this afternoon

Jinkerjacket said...

mmmm....now I'M thinking of getting my fabulouso double-short-non-fat-no-foam-no-whip-cinnamon-dolce-latte.....mmmm looove it...